Favorite Moments From The Office: Dwight and the CPR Dummy
labyrinthian pomp
my name is natalie. my deep adoration for the world from the universe itself to the little different flavored quarks is immense. some of my favorite parts include, but are not limited to: music, words, the human brain, living beings, and open-mindedness. i play violin and some guitar, piano and mandolin. i read books, especially russian novels and historical fiction but i also love magazines like Newsweek, Cricket, and Rolling Stone. NPR is my favorite radio station. i apologize for rambling, but its what i do. be respectful. give the world your best. love the planet. express yourself. waste not. and finally, remind me that no one actually reads this stuff so i need to shut up.
this should’ve been the movie poster
when ever there’s a chase scene in a film and some fruit stall gets knocked over i always feel really bad because what if that’s the fruit guys only source of income and his wife has left him and he has a kid in hospital with cancer i want to know more about the fate of the fruit seller does he get it together and turn his life around or is it the last straw for him we’ll never know
my cabbages
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npr:
In the age-old battle between book and bath, man has tried many things: the reading tray, the conveniently placed towel, the waterproof page. An eight-year-old has gone one better.
The next Steve Jobs or Bill Gates? — tanya b.
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Swagger
Je swagge
Tu swagges
Il swagge
Nous swaggons
Vous swaggez
Ils swaggentJ’ai swaggé
Je swaggerais
Je vais swagger/Je swaggerai
Que j’eusse swaggé
J’aurais swaggé
J’aurai swaggé
J’avais swaggé
Swaggerons-nous?
A proper lesson in French grammar.
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I love this a whole lot. - PaulTop row, l-r: Dave, Up All Night; Paul F. Tompkins, Laboring Under Delusions; Cale Boss, Comedy Bang! Bang! Middle row: Prescott, There Will Be Blood; Frank Doyle, The Thrilling Adventure Hour; H.G. Wells, The Dead Authors Podcast Bottom row: Andrew Lloyd Webber, Comedy Bang! Bang! live show; “Paul F. Tompkins,” The L.A. Complex; Furnius, Adventure TimePaul F. Tompkins Character Alignment Chart
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Shark Attack, Infographic Shows the Staggering Number of Sharks Killed by Humans Every Year
